She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
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