How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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