I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I have demons in me.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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