margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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