But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Sext me about skeletons
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