Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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