i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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