I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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