And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
What drink are we having for lunch?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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