Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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