I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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