Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Randomize
