Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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