We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just want nice things and good sex
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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