Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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