I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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