Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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