dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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