They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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