Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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