I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
