The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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