I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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