He is such a slut. More and more my type.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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