My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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