I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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