i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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