i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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