Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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