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  • I got donkey punched after falling asleep

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 11:58am
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  • hahaha way to rep maryland.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 9:14pm
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  • No problem.....i'm sure your partner finished anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 8:19pm
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  • i think this may actually be my text

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 5:48pm
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  • I had to ask a guy that once...hah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:02pm
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  • its happened to my on more than one occasion but waking up is great

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 3:03pm
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  • I actually was pretty sure this was a text from me until i saw the area code

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 4:09pm
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  • It's really bad when the guy passes out! Uh, ever tried to lift dead weight off you and out of you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 11:50am
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  • try farting during sex....thats the worst. instant mood killer, well for her it was. i laughed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 10:54am
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  • happened to me recently...it was actually more funny than anything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 12:41am
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  • I AM AN EPITOMEEE OF THIS. lol hes no longer talkn to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 4:30pm
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  • iiiii think i know who this is ;) haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:00am
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  • I've done it twice to the same girl...Needless to say, we aren't talking and she moved away. I have became friends with a girl she tended bar with in Maryland. She asked if I had did that and "______" put the word out that I did. Totally denied, ended up hooking up with the friend and doing the same thing! Classic...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:38pm
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  • what's even better is starting when your wife is asleep and waking her up allegedly sometimes, I don't even bother my wife never get married

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:24pm
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  • hah. a boy passed out once when we were fucking. i wriggled out from under him, took off his condom, pulled up his boxers, and drank the rest of the vodka before falling asleep next to him. we're dating now. hah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:29am
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  • wow i did that.. and thats my area code.... haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:03am
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  • aah!! I have a 443 number too!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:32pm
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  • Hahah did that with my girlfriend. I came to with her trying to dress me hahha

    Submitted by ToTrue on May 31, 10 at 1:19pm
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  • No shit, this happened to me. Girlfriend said, at that special moment, "if you're going to stick that THING in MY ASS I'm going to need more gin." She took another huge drink, we began, and she passed out. And yes, of course I finished.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:47pm
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