FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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