Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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