he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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