You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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