She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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