it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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