My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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