I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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