After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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