If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Shame - the story of my life.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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