What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
im calling her cock vulture from now on
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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