last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
