Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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