look no pants
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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