In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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