I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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