i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
we're so committed to being not committed
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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