I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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