you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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