Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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