..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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