just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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