ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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