Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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