bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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