I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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