I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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