I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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