quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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