Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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