This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Randomize
