I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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